Dollar Store Do's and Don'ts

In this new era of penny pinching and belt tightening, The Dollar store has become the go to place for basics. At least it has for our family. For example MOVIE CANDY- can't beat it ! Thank you notes and kids party invites. How bout pens, pencils and scratch paper- huge savings there. Plastic party stuff- wrapping paper, seasonal cheesy prizes, props and packages. Napkins, chip serving dishes, spare silverware and generic grease and floor cleaner. All for only a dollar- It's amazing! (at times exciting) - I wish this existed in the early 80's when I was in college. BUT, there are also some DOLLAR STORE DON'Ts. And at the end of the day , you get what you pay for. Here's an example, for years I have shaved with expensive triple blade razors with the $20.00+ packages of replacement blades. I even tried the quatro -4 blades...that was too much as I almost shaved my lips off- ANYWAY- Last week I found a 5 pack of double blade razors AT THE DOLLAR STORE !!!!  Holy crud-The savings ! a 5 pack.

 WARNING-  I don't know what the blades were made of but they looked cool ...until I almost ripped my face off and cut my own throat. So add that to the DONT BUY AT THE DOLLAR STORE list...along with off brand batteries that last only 10 days at full strength and FAKE FIG NEWTONS. I have no clue what the fig like substance was but deep down I dont think it is FIG RELATED.

Today I left work and met my wife at our 2nd grader's school. The entire 2nd grade was performing songs and such from their music classes. I arrived about 2 minutes before they started-just in time to see the official welcome from the principle and to wave to my son as I found mommy in the crowd. It's rare to hear children that age not only harmonize but stay in key and behave. Once again the teachers had pulled it off !  It was a wonderful performance. Short enough to keep our attention and long enough to
showcase what the boys and girls had learned from energetic and dedicated teachers. I have always had an appreciation for teachers but it wasn't until we had children of our own was I able to see day by day , project by project and song by song the value of great teachers.
                 So there we sat, my wife and I captivated as if we were at a favorite broadway show. There was a time when I thought I'd never be scrambling to get a photo of my son singing with a hundred other kids or video taping his walking onto stage. The stage was filled with music and joy and the kids  were having fun and the parents could see they knew what to do and when. The photos will end up in our kitchen like the rest of America. Ha. I used to see friends cover their refrigerators and walls with their kids artwork and think "ok-this is a little over the top-it's a tree and a pumpkin- it's a green glob of clay with a fingerprint-whoopie you're son's in a paper pilgrim hat- what's the big deal?!" I once told a friend "the last thing I'm gonna do is junk up a stainless refrig with finger paintings and a dozen pictures of little league". WOW was I full of crap. You can't even tell what the refrig is anymore- there is so much art and "stuff" on it, the door might fall off. So now I'm just another parent who has 342 pictures of his son's little face in a sea of singing children taped to an appliance and it's very cool.

Facebook is addictive

FB is so addictive, that I forgot to blog for a year ! It's been several days since I've shaved- because a mosquito bit my adams apple. I'm afraid I might cut my throat. The economy's tough but not that tough. At first I thought it was some kind of ivy I got from yardwork or a rash of some kind but it's just a bug bite...but it's almost the size of a dime and I dont have the hands of a surgeon.

My oldest son who will be 10 this weekend, has started using AXE deodorant spray. I dont know how or why this happened- but it happened on my wife's watch !( when they we're at the Giant.) My son sprays on enough for an entire Lacrosse team...but he does the leave the bathroom smelling nice and if you have boys, you know that beats the smell of pee or worse.

My youngest-the 7 year old told me yesterday that there must be a Santa Claus, because there is no way his mother or I could afford what's under the tree. Dang he's smart. Of course it's September and Christmas discussions have commenced. The cards are out at the mall so what the heck. They both want Apple technology that I don't have or know how to use. The boys are back to the Three S's ; School, Scouts and Soccer.

We got rid of cable months ago and replaced it with Netflix (if it's still called Netflix). No commercials, a ton of content. It's very hard to watch only one episode of anything especially when you know it's right there and commercial free.

Holy Crud

I have a beer gut and I don't even drink beer ! Remember when you could eat ANYTHING and it didn't matter?



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Finally Big Manly Snow

It's about time. Real Snow. Big Snow. Manly snow is measured in feet...as it should be. The kind of snow that tires you out getting to the mailbox-if you can find it. Waste high drifts.Snow that my sons and I can traverse across our slab of land of land in manly snow shoes like rugged explorers. Then drink hot rugged beverages together and plan our next adventure-like climbing up a snow covered fort or walking to the culdesac.

Finally a reason to actually cancel school. Enough snow to actually close roads. ski snow, board snow. Snow man snow. Fort snow. Igloo snow. Snowball snow. Sculpture snow. "I can't find the dog" snow. The kind of snow I'll spend hours photographing in every light and then find the photos a year later- "hey these came out awesome!"

The kind of snow that makes me glad I didn't take that job in Florida. No snow. No winter. Winter should have a certain amount of manly mountains of frozen stuff packed high along the yards and roads. Snow is beautiful to look at-and to think billions on this planet have never seen it...or shoveled it. Snow rocks. Not snow with rocks in it.

Big Bad X-games snow. Glad my neighbor has a Big bad snowblower snow. Finally snow that shuts down work and school- so everybody can sleep in. For a while, I forgot what sleeping in was like. Snow is a helper. Snow slows things down. Snow cleans things up just long enough to appreciate them. Snow makes me glad I have a fireplace.

SNOW ON

Just Observing

Red hot sunlight reflected through the greenish glass of a tossed aside beer bottle, the sound of a desperate fly buzzing against a dusty screen, the smell of last night's ashes, ordinary things. Morning things.
A table next to a cracked wall, the sound of a white telephone, the crumpled sheets of a bed, morning things. Ordinary things.
The high sound of a sparrow, the noon sun on a marble windowsill, the low hum of a radio, afternoon things.
The cool breeze, a sigh- a feeling of happiness. Another day completed. A Greatness.

(first published May 1978)

Look what we've chosen to do with our opposing thumbs

This woman must be so IMPORTANT - I thought to myself as the women in front of me at the grocery store held up the line while texting something on her all-in-one-I-must be-connected-to-everything-and- everyone -at -every -moment-because- if -I'm- not- the -world- will -perish without- me DEVICE.

And then it hit me- I'm part of the most self obsorbed generation on earth and that generation is raising the most entitled generation know to man

The babyboomers(aka genME-I've earned it, I deserve it, I need it )

Generation ME spawned Generation I AM THEREFORE I WANT.

and texting while your driving?- are you on crack ? (perhaps you are- and you can still afford an i-phone ! because everyone has an i-phone- except me ...how can you even read an i-phone? nevermind...I forgot you got lasik.)

how did we go from enlightened to entitled ?

was it google? was it myspace ? was it the New Deal a Newer Deal or just a Better Deal ? was it online shopping ? please tell me it wasn't Amazon-because I AM GUILTY THERE !

Google !Topic. enter. answer. BAM- No Research, no walking across a campus at 3 am with 13 pounds of books to the copy room- no books(facts) necessary when there is SLIKAPEDIA....and if you dont like the content...become and editor of the content and change it. Marketers do it all the time.

BTW- what exactly is a book ?

Find me a high school student today that knows American history before Clinton ?...and why should they ? How would that benefit them NOW ?-

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